| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Carl-Petter Adolphson | 4 | -1.40 (-35.00%) | |
| D | Matthew Clough | 7 | -1.70 (-24.29%) | |
| D | Creosote Nietzsche | 7 | -2.50 (-35.71%) | |
| D | Tino Olaberriaga | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) |  |
| D | Wali Darwin | 4 | -1.30 (-32.50%) | |
| M | Gary Speed | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| M | Baldric Mozart | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| M | Maca Rooney | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| M | Montrell Gamba | 3 | -1.20 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Spike Hawking | 9 | -1.40 (-15.56%) | |
| S | Dic Deryn | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| R | Gawn Iweld | 6 | +0.10 (1.67%) | |
| R | Thomas MacDonald | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.77 | -11.70 (-15.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.40 (23.33%) | 6 | Peng Wynne | K | |
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+1.70 (24.29%) | 7 | Mr McVittie | D |
| +2.10 (35.00%) | 6 | Lionel Richtie | D | |
| +1.80 (30.00%) | 6 | Sir Dunkalot | D | |
| +1.70 (42.50%) | 4 | Philip Michael Hunt | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Bap Matthews | M | |
| +1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Colonel Custard | M | |
| +1.40 (20.00%) | 7 | Jasper Cake | M | |
|
+3.50 (58.33%) | 6 | Ronald Eeno | M |
|
+1.40 (28.00%) | 5 | Man Well | M |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Gary Baldy | S | |
|
-1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Murray Mince | R |
| +0.40 (13.33%) | 3 | Conrad Creet | R | |
| +13.60 (17.44%) | 6.00 |