| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peng Wynne | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Sir Dunkalot | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Lionel Richtie | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Mr McVittie | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Viscount Mint | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Bap Matthews | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Colonel Custard | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jasper Cake | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Ronald Eeno | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Man Well | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Murray Mince | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Conrad Creet | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.58 | +6.00 (7.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Peter Schmilton | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Asier Del Horno | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Christiano Lazzarini | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Gareth Bale | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Julian Dicks | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Arkady Bazanov | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Johnny Stompanado | M | |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Donatello Vercetti | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Giuseppe Giannini | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Ivica Skaricic | M | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Preben Elkjær | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Antonello Benarrivo | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Seymour Westhead | R | |
| -1.00 (-1.10%) | 7.00 |