| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peng Wynne | 6 | +2.80 (46.67%) | |
| D | Mr McVittie | 7 | +3.60 (51.43%) |  |
| D | Lionel Richtie | 6 | +3.90 (65.00%) | |
| D | Sir Dunkalot | 6 | +2.60 (43.33%) | |
| M | Bap Matthews | 9 | +0.90 (10.00%) | |
| M | Colonel Custard | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) |  |
| M | Jasper Cake | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| M | Ronald Eeno | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| M | Man Well | 5 | +1.20 (24.00%) | |
| S | Carl Mell | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) | |
| S | Gary Baldy | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) | |
| R | Murray Mince | 6 | -0.30 (-5.00%) | |
| R | Philip Michael Hunt | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Conrad Creet | 3 | +0.90 (30.00%) | |
| 6.14 | +24.50 (28.49%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Bertil Westerlind | K | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Matthew Clough | D | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Creosote Nietzsche | D | |
| +1.90 (31.67%) | 6 | Thomas MacDonald | D | |
| +1.70 (34.00%) | 5 | Tino Olaberriaga | D | |
| -2.80 (-35.00%) | 8 | Gary Speed | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Baldric Mozart | M | |
| -0.80 (-13.33%) | 6 | Gawn Iweld | M | |
| +0.80 (16.00%) | 5 | Maca Rooney | M | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Jens Schroder | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Spike Hawking | S | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Ludvig van Trotter | R | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Dic Deryn | R | |
| +2.00 (2.44%) | 6.31 |