| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peng Wynne | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Lionel Richtie | 7 | +5.00 (71.43%) | |
| D | Sir Dunkalot | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Wesley Longhurst | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| M | Bap Matthews | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jasper Cake | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) |  |
| M | Ronald Eeno | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Colonel Custard | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Paul Wheatcroft | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Gary Baldy | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Murray Mince | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Philip Michael Hunt | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| R | Brendan Sanders II | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Conrad Creet | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 6.57 | +30.00 (32.61%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Ron Volta | K | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Matthew Clough | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Thomas MacDonald | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Creosote Nietzsche | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Tino Olaberriaga | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Sinclair Keenan | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Gary Speed | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Baldric Mozart | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Maca Rooney | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Jorge Louçã | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Ludvig van Trotter | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Dic Deryn | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Wali Darwin | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Elvis Royle | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.08%) | 6.86 |