| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peng Wynne | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Lionel Richtie | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sir Dunkalot | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Mr McVittie | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| D | Philip Michael Hunt | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Jasper Cake | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ronald Eeno | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Stuart Farquar | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Colonel Custard | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Taffy O’Jones | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Murray Mince | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.00 | +11.00 (14.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Henry Picton | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Matthew Clough | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Creosote Nietzsche | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Wali Darwin | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Sinclair Keenan | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Gary Speed | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Baldric Mozart | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Göte Björling | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Amir Murn | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Jorge Louçã | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ludvig van Trotter | S | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Maca Rooney | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Dic Deryn | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Aneurin Fleming | R | |
| +4.00 (4.04%) | 7.07 |