| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ron Volta | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Innocent Ebendje | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Matthew Clough | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Creosote Nietzsche | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Wali Darwin | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Sinclair Keenan | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gary Speed | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Baldric Mozart | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Maca Rooney | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Elvis Royle | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| S | Jorge Louçã | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| R | Aneurin Fleming | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.58 | +23.00 (25.27%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Peng Wynne | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Lionel Richtie | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Sir Dunkalot | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Mr McVittie | D | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Wesley Longhurst | D |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Philip Michael Hunt | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ronald Eeno | M |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Jasper Cake | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Stuart Farquar | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Gary Baldy | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Murray Mince | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Jonjo Jones | R | |
| +8.00 (9.41%) | 7.08 |