| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Henry Picton | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Matthew Clough | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) | |
| D | Higgs-Boson Kay | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| D | Wali Darwin | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Gary Speed | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Maca Rooney | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Elvis Royle | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Baldric Mozart | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Ojo Oliseh | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Ludvig van Trotter | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Donald Banks | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Russ Bellamy | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Quentin Benway | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Oliver Clunes | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.57 | +18.00 (16.98%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ginger McCain | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Estêvão Andrade | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Franco Filletti | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | James Redknapp | D | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Terry Nutkins | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Ginger Baker | M |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Squirrel Nutkin | M |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Will Lani | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Jayden Beeney | M | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Linford Carrick | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ginger Rogers | S | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Markus Klimpl | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Luther Rouhledge | R | |
|
+1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Tadeo Arcari | R |
| +14.00 (14.58%) | 6.86 |