| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ben Wahballs | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Stu Eccleston | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Cheryl Tunt | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Ray Gillette | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Barry Dylon | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Dr Krieger | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Conway Stern | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| M | Nikolai Jakov | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Rip Riley | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Len Trexler | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Baby Seamus | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Raul Honeypot | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Hobbit Guy | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lana Kane | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.14 | -3.00 (-3.49%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | David de Gea | K | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Fearchar Crowe | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Henning Berg | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Frederick Moris | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Patrice Evra | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Nick Remis | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Klyde McCammon | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Mark Hughes | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Andrei Kanchelskis | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Hank Rhoads | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Javier Hernández | S | |
| -9.00 (-15.25%) | 5.36 |