| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | What What | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Countess Vonfingerbang | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Cheryl Tunt | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Cyril Figgis | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Malory Archer | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Dr Krieger | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Hobbit Guy | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Me Too | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Xander Crews | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Lana Kane | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Sterling Archer | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Katya Kasanova | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Totally Ninja | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 7.38 | +16.00 (16.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Kasper Schmeichel | K | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Henning Berg | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ronny Johnson | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Dennis Irwin | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Jaap Stam | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Lee Sharpe | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Ronaldo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Juan Veron | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Eric Cantona | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Javier Hernández | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Wayne Rooney | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fearchar Crowe | R | |
| -9.00 (-10.11%) | 7.42 |