| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Hunter Volt | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Randy Ponce | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| D | Red Rooster | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Gene Tonic | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Eddie Smashcrab | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Harry Greaves | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Zed Quackers | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Frank van Hanktank | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Baloo Wray | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Danny Jo Armstrong | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Jesus Smith | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.91 | +11.00 (16.92%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Bacardi Breezer | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Red Rummy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Crazy Diamond | D | |
|
+2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Georgy Arbuzov | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Beer Goggles | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Mad Dog Thunderbird | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Absinthe Demon | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Rim Greaper | M | |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Duncan Skunk | M |
| +2.00 (66.67%) | 3 | Joe Pils | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Gout Richman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Smokey Eye | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Rehab Perks | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Lager Lingus | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5.43 |