| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Hunter Volt | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Randy Ponce | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| D | Gene Tonic | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Eddie Smashcrab | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Red Rooster | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Harry Greaves | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Zed Quackers | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Phil Boland | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Danny Jo Armstrong | 5 | +4.00 (80.00%) | |
| M | Frank van Hanktank | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| S | Jesus Smith | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Edward Woodwood | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Matt Rat | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 6.15 | +20.00 (25.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | George Stewart | K | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Richard Lisbie | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Finbar Doyley | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Jarlath McGrath | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | William Strannix | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Johnny Cash | M |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | George Best | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | John Daly | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Arthur Guinness | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Christiano Nacho | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Aiden Shamrock | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Marcus MacKenzie | R | |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Marciello Salomone | R |
| -1.00 (-1.23%) | 6.23 |