| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Arthur Belling | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Eric Wensleydale | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Luigi Vercotti | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Ken Shabby | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Spiny Norman | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| M | Dave Lister | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Zac Morell | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Ron Obvious | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Benjamin Algernon | 2 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sam Peckinpah | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) |  |
| S | Arnold Rimmer | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| 4.91 | -13.00 (-24.07%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Lance Ruddock | K | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Wayne Trevor | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Eric Clapton | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Francis Gascoigne | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Tommy Iommi | D | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Leo Kendrick | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ryan Bissett | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Stewart Wiston | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Eddie van Halen | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Gwilym Kennedy | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | William Vincent | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jim Lougher | R | |
| -10.00 (-15.62%) | 5.33 |