| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Eugene Krabs | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Phineas Flynn | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Buford van Stomm | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Wade Innin | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Valentin Korobov | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Björn Troelstrup | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Ben Anholly | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Ferb Fletcher | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Boom McCondor | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Tom Bliboo | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Heinz Doofenshmirtz | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Patrick Star | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Gunther Magnuson | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Kick Buttowski | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 4.86 | +4.00 (5.88%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Ferdinand Ädelfeldt | K | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Drew Bewers | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Francis Gascoigne | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Tommy Iommi | D | |
|
-2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Leo Kendrick | M |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Ryan Bissett | M | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Stewart Wiston | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Eddie van Halen | M |
| -2.00 (-66.67%) | 3 | Jimi Hendrix | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Jim Lougher | S | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Les Claypool | S | |
| -18.00 (-32.73%) | 5.00 |