| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Petr Cech | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Sergio Ramos | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Mathieu Debuchy | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Kyriakos Papadopolous | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| D | Gregos Traitorelli | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Sulking Robbem | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Andres Iniesta | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | Franck Ribery | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Wesley Scneijder | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Mesut Ozil | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| S | Andriy Shevchenko | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bespoke Bespoken | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| 6.17 | +25.00 (33.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Penn Jillette | K | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Rincewind Oo | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Merlin Oo | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Paul Daniels | D | |
| +3.00 (60.00%) | 5 | Criss Angel | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Bertil Milesson | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ali Bongo | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Morto Magician | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Horacio Tevez | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Dynamo Oo | M | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | David Blaine | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | David Copperfield | R | |
| +8.00 (10.26%) | 6.50 |