| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Vaseline Cartwright | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) | |
| D | Zorba Geogiadis | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) |  |
| D | Gracie Fields | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Doogle Wagland | 9 | +3.60 (40.00%) | |
| M | Rambo Baines | 12 | -0.80 (-6.67%) | |
| M | Charisma Appleby | 11 | +4.20 (38.18%) |  |
| M | Bayleaf Wilson | 8 | +3.90 (48.75%) | |
| M | Sicknote Quigley | 7 | +3.50 (50.00%) | |
| M | Josie Ingham | 6 | +2.30 (38.33%) | |
| S | Ethnic Lewis | 10 | +3.10 (31.00%) | |
| S | Duane Pipe | 9 | +2.70 (30.00%) | |
| R | Sidney Tate | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| R | Kevin Medhurst | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| R | Billy Ray | 4 | +1.40 (35.00%) | |
| 8.43 | +31.10 (26.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Hoeg Aarden | K | |
| +1.10 (9.17%) | 12 | John Smiths | D | |
| +0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Coca Cola | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.00%) | 10 | Kronen Bourg | D | |
|
+1.50 (18.75%) | 8 | Pino Grigio | D |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Trappist Westvleteren | M | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Pina Calada | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Gary McKeown | M | |
| +0.90 (11.25%) | 8 | Corsendonk Pater Noster | M | |
| +2.80 (35.00%) | 8 | San Miguel | S | |
|
+1.90 (23.75%) | 8 | Glen Fiddich | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Sarajevsko Piro | R | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Nicolás Sosa | R | |
| +5.50 (5.05%) | 8.38 |