| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Quinn Abercromby | 7 | -0.80 (-11.43%) | |
| D | Ron Burgundy | 13 | +1.60 (12.31%) | |
| D | Snake Plissken | 11 | +0.60 (5.45%) | |
| D | Patrick Bateman | 2 | -0.80 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Robert Quincy | 13 | +0.60 (4.62%) |  |
| M | Ferenc Puskas | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Ben Richards | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Paddy Laidlow | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) | |
| M | Marty McFly | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Dennis Bergkamp | 12 | +2.20 (18.33%) | |
| S | Rj Macready | 7 | +2.60 (37.14%) | |
| R | Scootsie Double Day | 12 | +0.40 (3.33%) | |
| R | John Preston | 11 | +0.60 (5.45%) | |
| R | Atilla Norambuena | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| 8.93 | +12.70 (10.16%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Snow Ball | K | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | John Smiths | D | |
| -0.80 (-8.00%) | 10 | Coca Cola | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Pino Grigio | D | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Craig McKernon | D | |
| -1.20 (-10.91%) | 11 | Trappist Westvleteren | M | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Glen Morangie | M | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Nicolás Sosa | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | San Miguel | S |
|
+1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Glen Fiddich | S |
| +0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Sarajevsko Piro | S | |
| -0.60 (-6.67%) | 9 | Pina Calada | R | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Hoeg Aarden | R | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Corsendonk Pater Noster | R | |
| -0.30 (-0.27%) | 8.00 |