| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Vaseline Cartwright | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Zorba Geogiadis | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Sidney Tate | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| D | Poison Pearce | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charisma Appleby | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Rambo Baines | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sicknote Quigley | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Billy Ray | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Ethnic Lewis | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) |  |
| S | Gary Vinegar | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| 9.80 | +5.00 (5.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Patricio Lamborgi | K | |
| +3.00 (20.00%) | 15 | Jaap Stam | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Tarquin Lepiss | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Elbio Biriotti | D | |
|
+3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Marv Myall | M |
|
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Mel Martins | M |
|
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Domenico Aragón | M |
|
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Daniel Benedetti | M |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Shawn McGavin | M |
|
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Leopold Warner | S |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Steingrímur Ingibertsson | S | |
|
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Scrooge McDuck | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Kelly Coyle | R | |
| +24.00 (17.02%) | 10.85 |