| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 8 | -0.20 (-2.50%) | |
| D | Dave Higginbottom | 14 | -3.20 (-22.86%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 10 | +0.30 (3.00%) | |
| D | Rogério Oliveira | 5 | -1.30 (-26.00%) | |
| M | William Darrow | 13 | -2.40 (-18.46%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 11 | -0.60 (-5.45%) | |
| M | Justin Bowling | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Joe McDonald | 10 | -2.50 (-25.00%) | |
| S | John Bolt | 11 | -0.50 (-4.55%) | |
| S | Daniel Strand | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Allan Bent | 9 | -5.40 (-60.00%) | |
| R | Sgt Colon | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| R | Raymond Kenmogne | 4 | -1.70 (-42.50%) | |
| 9.15 | -20.10 (-16.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.50 (12.50%) | 12 | Mel Gibson | K | |
| +1.90 (15.83%) | 12 | Jim Carey | D | |
| +1.90 (15.83%) | 12 | Eric Bana | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Samuel L Jackson | D | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Kirk McCarty | D | |
| +3.70 (28.46%) | 13 | Larry King | M | |
 |
+1.30 (10.83%) | 12 | Hamilton Jennings | M |
| +1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Salih Palani | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Sun Shin To | M | |
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+0.40 (3.08%) | 13 | Tom Hanks | S |
|
+0.90 (18.00%) | 5 | Geraldo Anjos | S |
| +15.70 (14.02%) | 10.18 |