| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | David Jones | 12 | +0.70 (5.83%) | |
| D | Dave Higginbottom | 14 | -4.30 (-30.71%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| M | William Darrow | 13 | +2.60 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Kurt Hales | 11 | +1.10 (10.00%) | |
| M | Justin Bowling | 10 | +3.40 (34.00%) |  |
| S | Daniel Strand | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| S | Allan Bent | 9 | -2.20 (-24.44%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| 9.27 | +6.60 (6.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Greta Garbo | K | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Ingrid Bergman | D | |
| -0.80 (-8.89%) | 9 | Julie London | D | |
| -0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Ava Gardner | D | |
| -1.60 (-17.78%) | 9 | Nastassja Kinski | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Angelina Jolie | M | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Ruta Gedmintas | M | |
| -0.30 (-10.00%) | 3 | Marion Cotillard | M | |
| -1.70 (-18.89%) | 9 | Isabella Rossellini | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Marianne Faithfull | S | |
| -0.60 (-20.00%) | 3 | Conor Purdie | S | |
| -10.30 (-12.26%) | 7.64 |