| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 5 | +0.10 (2.00%) | |
| D | Rogério Oliveira | 5 | -0.60 (-12.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 5 | -1.30 (-26.00%) | |
| M | William Darrow | 13 | -2.80 (-21.54%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 11 | -0.10 (-0.91%) | |
| M | Justin Bowling | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| S | John Bolt | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| S | Sam Vimes | 5 | +0.90 (18.00%) |  |
| S | Sigismund Flohr | 3 | +0.60 (20.00%) | |
| 7.82 | -2.60 (-3.02%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-36.67%) | 3 | Mike Oxlong | K | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Wyatt Harding | D | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Ray Parkin | D | |
|
+0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Pere Solana | D |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Brendan Sanders | M | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Linford Hathaway | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Shane Downer | M | |
| -1.60 (-53.33%) | 3 | Guntha Flappa | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jarvis Harley | S | |
|
+0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Arthur Coppinger | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 2 | Bertram Moffatt | S | |
| -8.00 (-13.11%) | 5.55 |