| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 9 | +3.20 (35.56%) | |
| D | Dave Higginbottom | 14 | +3.10 (22.14%) |  |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| D | Howie Clifford | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| M | William Darrow | 13 | -0.70 (-5.38%) |  |
| M | Joe McDonald | 10 | +3.90 (39.00%) | |
| M | Justin Bowling | 10 | +3.10 (31.00%) | |
| M | Percival Middleton | 7 | +4.60 (65.71%) | |
| S | John Bolt | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| S | Sigismund Flohr | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Daniel Strand | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| R | Rogério Oliveira | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| R | Sgt Colon | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| 8.14 | +27.20 (23.86%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Broderick Hutchinson | K | |
| -1.50 (-13.64%) | 11 | Rio Ferdinand | D | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Patrice Evra | D | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Baxter Sherwood | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Zeferino Portugal | D | |
| +0.30 (2.73%) | 11 | Zinedine Zidane | M | |
| +1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Francesc Fabregas | M | |
| +0.90 (9.00%) | 10 | Ricardo Kaka | M | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Ronaldo | M | |
| +0.40 (4.44%) | 9 | Wayne Rooney | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | David Paris | S | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Tryggvi Gudbjörnsson | R | |
| +0.50 (0.50%) | 8.42 |