| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 9 | +0.50 (5.56%) | |
| D | Dave Higginbottom | 14 | +1.70 (12.14%) |  |
| D | Constable Angua | 11 | +3.50 (31.82%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 5 | +1.40 (28.00%) | |
| M | William Darrow | 12 | +2.10 (17.50%) |  |
| M | Kurt Hales | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Joe McDonald | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) | |
| M | Raymond Kenmogne | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| S | John Bolt | 9 | -0.10 (-1.11%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| S | Sigismund Flohr | 4 | +3.30 (82.50%) | |
| R | Sgt Colon | 6 | +0.80 (13.33%) | |
| R | Adrian Hedges | 3 | +1.10 (36.67%) | |
| R | Alastair Biehn | 3 | -0.30 (-10.00%) | |
| 7.71 | +22.10 (20.46%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Pat Jennings | K | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Dean Richards | D | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Richard Gough | D | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Shane Frelbert | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Michael Dawson | D | |
| -1.60 (-53.33%) | 3 | Maksim Nadezhin | D | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Luka Modric | M | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Scott Parker | M | |
|
+1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | John Wayne | M |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Gareth Bale | M | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Robbie Keane | S | |
| +1.80 (2.43%) | 6.73 |