| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Larry Beckett | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Hob Geronitorus | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) | |
| D | Bob Mugwart | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Halfast Hayword | 4 | +1.50 (37.50%) | |
| M | Holman Underhill | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| M | Ted Proudneck | 5 | -2.40 (-48.00%) | |
| M | Jalen Stanley | 4 | -0.60 (-15.00%) | |
| M | Aldo dos Mas | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| S | Sancho Sackville-Baggins | 5 | -1.20 (-24.00%) | |
| S | Joel Freires | 4 | +0.10 (2.50%) | |
| S | Rodrigo Cardona | 3 | +0.10 (3.33%) |  |
| R | Griffo Mugwart | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| 4.75 | -4.00 (-7.02%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Rene Higuita | K | |
| -2.60 (-43.33%) | 6 | Johnny Ramone | D | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Joey Ramone | D | |
| -0.80 (-26.67%) | 3 | Deedee Ramone | D | |
| -1.40 (-20.00%) | 7 | Cezar Voinicu | M | |
| -3.10 (-44.29%) | 7 | Rob Halford | M | |
| -1.90 (-38.00%) | 5 | Gigi Igor | M | |
| -1.10 (-27.50%) | 4 | Ieuan Maiden | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Lemmy Kilmister | M | |
| -2.80 (-46.67%) | 6 | Ionel Secãreanu | S | |
| -1.10 (-36.67%) | 3 | Sebastian Bach | S | |
| -18.90 (-36.35%) | 4.73 |