| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Shilton | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Malcolm Payne | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| D | Jono Payne | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Ryan Giggs | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Yu-Gi-Oh Payne | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mikel Arteta | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Jon Payne | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Timothy Cahill | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Aaron Payne | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Vronica Payne | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Payne | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Tim Cahill | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Duncan Ferguson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.69 | -20.00 (-27.03%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Wile Coyote | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ernest Penfold | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Danger Mouse | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Boo Boo | D |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Road Runner | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Yogi Bear | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Top Cat | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ludwig von Drake | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Jerry Mouse | M | |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Daffy Duck | S |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Count Duckula | S |
| +1.00 (1.41%) | 6.45 |