| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Charlie Cross | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Malcolm Payne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | A-Aron Payne | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Pokemon Payne | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Mikel Arteta | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Jon Payne | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Timothy Cahill | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Aaron Payne | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Vronica Payne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Tim Cahill | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Ronnie Payne | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Duncan Ferguson | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| R | Jono Payne | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 5.62 | -8.00 (-10.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Larry Beckett | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Longo Burrows | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Bob Mugwart | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Hob Geronitorus | D | |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Halfast Hayword | D |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Griffo Mugwart | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Holman Underhill | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Hob Cottar | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Joel Freires | S | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Sancho Sackville-Baggins | S | |
|
-1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Rodrigo Cardona | S |
| -13.00 (-22.03%) | 5.36 |