| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Larry Beckett | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Longo Burrows | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Bob Mugwart | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Halfast Hayword | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ted Proudneck | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Griffo Mugwart | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Holman Underhill | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Hob Cottar | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Sancho Sackville-Baggins | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Joel Freires | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Milo Gamgee | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.27 | +1.00 (1.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Peter Shilton | K | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Malcolm Payne | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | A-Aron Payne | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Jono Payne | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Pokemon Payne | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Yu-Gi-Oh Payne | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Mikel Arteta | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Jon Payne | M |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Timothy Cahill | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Duncan Ferguson | S |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Angel Payne | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Ryan Giggs | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Vronica Payne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Monkey Man | R | |
| -11.00 (-14.86%) | 5.29 |