| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mike Oxlong | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Ray Parkin | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Jake Lowe | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Pere Solana | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alain Sucre | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Shane Downer | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Dermot Cowdrey | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Linford Hathaway | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Guntha Flappa | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Jarvis Harley | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Eyeball Paul | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +10.00 (11.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Bloody Stupid Johnson | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Duck Man | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Coffin Henry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Arnold Sideways | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hrun The Barbarian | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | The Luggage | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mustrum Ridcully | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Cohen The Barbarian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sir Samuel Vimes | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | S |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lord Vetinari | R | |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Cmot Dibbler | R |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Esmerelda Weatherwax | R | |
| -1.00 (-1.32%) | 5.43 |