| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mike Oxlong | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Earl Defoe | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Jake Lowe | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Pere Solana | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Shane Downer | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Linford Hathaway | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Ernie Baker | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Na Ni | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Jarvis Harley | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| S | Arthur Coppinger | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Eyeball Paul | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dermot Cowdrey | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| 8.08 | +11.00 (11.34%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Captain Carrot | K | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Constable Angua | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Rogério Oliveira | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Sgt Colon | D | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Kurt Hales | M | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Percival Middleton | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Raymond Kenmogne | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Christofer Edman | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Sam Vimes | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Dave Higginbottom | R | |
| -18.00 (-18.37%) | 8.17 |