| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jeremie Guy | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Tom Dalley | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | James Sibbick | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Neil Berry | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Three Million | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Andrew Hall | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Richard Powell | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Alfie Slade | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Adrian Spring | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Matt Evans | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | John Baxter | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 8.45 | +21.00 (22.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Captain Carrot | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Constable Angua | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Rogério Oliveira | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sgt Colon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Percival Middleton | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Kurt Hales | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Raymond Kenmogne | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Christofer Edman | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sam Vimes | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Dave Higginbottom | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Valentín Comejo | R | |
| -6.00 (-5.88%) | 7.85 |