| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Hopper | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Jerrard Liemer | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Jari Sixtensson | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Roberto Baresi | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Filbert McAuley | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Darryl Scholey | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Tomi Sawamatsu | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Donal Cahill | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Basil Fawlty | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Jesper Widmark | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| S | Alexander Pavey | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Theo Agnew | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Cristoph Reinhart | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Samuel Pontes | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.07 | +19.00 (16.81%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Captain Carrot | K | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Dave Higginbottom | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Constable Angua | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Rogério Oliveira | D | |
| +3.00 (50.00%) | 6 | Sgt Detritus | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Kurt Hales | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Percival Middleton | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Raymond Kenmogne | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | The Luggage | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Sam Vimes | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Sigismund Flohr | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Moist von Lipwig | R | |
| +6.00 (6.32%) | 7.92 |