| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Dave Higginbottom | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Rogério Oliveira | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Percival Middleton | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Raymond Kenmogne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Christofer Edman | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.82 | +3.00 (3.49%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Ed de Goey | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Frank Sinclair | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Dan Petrescu | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Ashton Richardson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Mike Tyson | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Dennis Wise | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Ruud Gullit | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Roberto Di Matteo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Matt Bloodworth | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Juan Mata | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Little Princess | S | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Marcel Desailly | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink | R | |
| +3.00 (2.94%) | 7.85 |