| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Rogério Oliveira | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Percival Middleton | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Raymond Kenmogne | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Christofer Edman | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.73 | -14.00 (-16.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Matthew Bloodworth | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Gordon Mayo | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Tom Dalley | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Neil Berry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Three Million | D | |
 |
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Andrew Hall | M |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Richard Powell | M |
 |
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Olly Boyle | M |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Alfie Slade | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Roger Ghuman | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Matt Evans | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | John Baxter | R | |
| +6.00 (5.41%) | 9.25 |