| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) |  |
| D | Rogério Oliveira | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Dave Higginbottom | 13 | -6.00 (-46.15%) | |
| M | Percival Middleton | 9 | -5.00 (-55.56%) | |
| M | Raymond Kenmogne | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Christofer Edman | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Valentín Comejo | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| 7.75 | -23.00 (-24.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Billy Hopper | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Jari Sixtensson | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Filbert McAuley | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Theo Agnew | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Tomi Sawamatsu | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Chikashi Nagawa | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Donal Cahill | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Basil Fawlty | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Samuel Pontes | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Jesper Widmark | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Alf Baxter | S | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Jerrard Liemer | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Alexander Pavey | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Cristoph Reinhart | R | |
| +2.00 (1.87%) | 7.64 |