| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Shilton | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Jono Payne | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ryan Giggs | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Yu-Gi-Oh Payne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mikel Arteta | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Jon Payne | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Aaron Payne | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Vronica Payne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Duncan Ferguson | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) |  |
| S | Ronnie Payne | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Monkey Man | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Malcolm Payne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Tim Cahill | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Timothy Cahill | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.14 | -6.00 (-6.98%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Larry Beckett | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Longo Burrows | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Bob Mugwart | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Halfast Hayword | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Griffo Mugwart | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Holman Underhill | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ted Proudneck | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Hob Cottar | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Sancho Sackville-Baggins | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Joel Freires | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Milo Gamgee | S | |
| -5.00 (-7.46%) | 6.09 |