| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Peter Shilton | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Malcolm Payne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | A-Aron Payne | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Jono Payne | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Pokemon Payne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mikel Arteta | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| M | Jon Payne | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Aaron Payne | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Tim Cahill | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Payne | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| S | Monkey Man | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Yu-Gi-Oh Payne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Vronica Payne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Angel Payne | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 5.79 | -5.00 (-6.17%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Bloody Stupid Johnson | K | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Coffin Henry | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Arnold Sideways | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Duck Man | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Hrun The Barbarian | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | The Luggage | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Mustrum Ridcully | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Esmerelda Weatherwax | M | |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Cohen The Barbarian | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Sir Samuel Vimes | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | R | |
| +2.00 (3.03%) | 5.50 |