| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Duck Man | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Lord Vetinari | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Esmerelda Weatherwax | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.54 | +10.00 (13.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Larry Beckett | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Longo Burrows | D | |
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+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Bob Mugwart | D |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Halfast Hayword | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Griffo Mugwart | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ted Proudneck | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Holman Underhill | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Hob Cottar | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Sancho Sackville-Baggins | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Joel Freires | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Milo Gamgee | S | |
| -3.00 (-4.48%) | 6.09 |