| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Duck Man | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) |  |
| M | Sgt Detritus | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) |  |
| M | Esmerelda Weatherwax | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 3 | +2.00 (66.67%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| R | Lord Vetinari | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.33 | +22.00 (34.38%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Peter Shilton | K | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Malcolm Payne | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | A-Aron Payne | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ryan Giggs | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Yu-Gi-Oh Payne | D | |
|
-3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Mikel Arteta | M |
|
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Timothy Cahill | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Aaron Payne | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Duncan Ferguson | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Ronnie Payne | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Monkey Man | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Jono Payne | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Angel Payne | R | |
| -12.00 (-15.38%) | 6.00 |