| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Hopper | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jerrard Liemer | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Jari Sixtensson | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sebastian Kilford | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Theo Agnew | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Darryl Scholey | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tomi Sawamatsu | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Donal Cahill | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Basil Fawlty | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Alexander Pavey | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alf Baxter | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Jesper Widmark | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Chikashi Nagawa | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Filbert McAuley | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.50 | +2.00 (1.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Bloody Stupid Johnson | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Duck Man | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Arnold Sideways | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Hrun The Barbarian | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | The Luggage | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Mustrum Ridcully | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Esmerelda Weatherwax | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Cohen The Barbarian | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Lord Vetinari | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sir Samuel Vimes | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Coffin Henry | R | |
| -10.00 (-13.89%) | 5.54 |