| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Christofer Edman | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Steven Hendrie | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Valentín Comejo | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Sigismund Flohr | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Howie Clifford | 4 | -3.00 (-75.00%) | |
| 6.23 | -3.00 (-3.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Bob Hegerfors | K | |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Ingrid Bergman | D |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ava Gardner | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Martino Frezzolini | D | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Vincent Stephens | D |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Ruta Gedmintas | M |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Laura Fraser | M |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Alípio Graço | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Darren Morrison | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Samson Kilner | M | |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Marianne Faithfull | S |
| +14.00 (16.28%) | 7.82 |