| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Kurt Hales | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |   |
| M | The Luggage | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Christofer Edman | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Steven Hendrie | 3 | +2.00 (66.67%) | |
| S | Sam Vimes | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 6.82 | +18.00 (24.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Rene Higuita | K | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Jed Wardley | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Deedee Ramone | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Johnny Ramone | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Rob Halford | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cezar Voinicu | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ieuan Maiden | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gigi Igor | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Stelica Gavriloiu | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Lily Stock | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Nicolas Lake | S | |
| -13.00 (-20.00%) | 5.91 |