| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Nadia Comaneci | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Julie London | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Ingrid Bergman | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Ava Gardner | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Juliette Binoche | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Ruta Gedmintas | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Laura Fraser | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Alípio Graço | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Marcello González | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| S | Marianne Faithfull | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Conor Purdie | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Martino Frezzolini | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| 8.83 | +8.00 (7.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Bloody Stupid Johnson | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Duck Man | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Coffin Henry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Arnold Sideways | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hrun The Barbarian | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | The Luggage | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mustrum Ridcully | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Cohen The Barbarian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Sergeant Detritus | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sir Samuel Vimes | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | The Dean | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.86%) | 5.83 |