| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Duck Man | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Arnold Sideways | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Dean | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Christo Gourmas | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 5.64 | -1.00 (-1.27%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Captain Carrot | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Constable Angua | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Sgt Colon | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Sgt Detritus | D | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Kurt Hales | M |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | The Luggage | M | |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Steven Hendrie | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sam Vimes | S |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Moist von Lipwig | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Valentín Comejo | S | |
| +7.00 (9.33%) | 6.82 |