| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Duck Man | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dimitris Kapatais | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Christo Gourmas | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fred Colon | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Dean | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.00 | -1.00 (-1.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Nadia Comaneci | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Julie London | D | |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Ava Gardner | D |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Juliette Binoche | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Martino Frezzolini | D | |
 |
-1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Ruta Gedmintas | M |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Laura Fraser | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Alípio Graço | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Marcello González | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Marianne Faithfull | S | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Conor Purdie | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8.73 |