| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Dean | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Christo Gourmas | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.54 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Bert-Olof Jernberg | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Phil McCrakin | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Danger Mouse | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ernest Penfold | D | |
 |
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Road Runner | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Yogi Bear | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ludwig von Drake | M | |
 |
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Top Cat | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jerry Mouse | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ti Gger | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Daffy Duck | S | |
| +7.00 (8.75%) | 7.27 |