| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bloody Stupid Johnson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Coffin Henry | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Arnold Sideways | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Hrun The Barbarian | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Mustrum Ridcully | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Cohen The Barbarian | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Sergeant Detritus | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sir Samuel Vimes | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Dean | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 5.75 | +6.00 (8.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Alfredo Romeo | K | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Sergei Rivera | D |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Rogér Pallani | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ramiro Rossi | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lido Pellegrino | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Censu Camilleri | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Lozigo Oviedo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Romeo Karabogosian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Esteban Soto | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Parker Hackett | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | José Rotchen | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Angus Yeats | R | |
| +5.00 (7.04%) | 5.92 |