| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Mr Twoflower | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Lord Vetinari | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Rincewind Three | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | The Dean | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) |  |
| S | Sam Vimes | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) |  |
| 5.91 | -9.00 (-13.85%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Tim Howard | K | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Malcolm Payne | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | A-Aron Payne | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jonathon Payne | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Pokemon Payne | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Yu-Gi-Oh Payne | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Mikel Arteta | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Jon Payne | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Timothy Cahill | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Aaron Payne | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Ronnie Payne | S |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Vronica Payne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | V-Ronica Payne | R | |
| -5.00 (-6.02%) | 6.38 |