| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Captain Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Constable Angua | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Sgt Colon | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sgt Detritus | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | The Luggage | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Mr Twoflower | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Lord Vetinari | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | The Dean | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Rincewind Three | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Moist von Lipwig | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) |  |
| 6.82 | +1.00 (1.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Norm Rouhledge | K | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Jerrard Fortune | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Chris Tattershall | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Kirk Ford | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Klyde Tinkler | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Kenneth Mosley | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Elliot Cleese | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Jody Delbert | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Ashley Trent | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Virgil Lawrence | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Roy Steadman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Hubert Hollingdale | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Edwin Oatway | R | |
| -1.00 (-1.47%) | 5.23 |