| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Willy Main | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Bixente Picart | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Dilbert Dickgraber | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gabriel Gonorrhea | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.25 | -6.00 (-6.06%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Evgeny Rybakov | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Eugen Dumea | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Dave Watson | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Mate Pelin | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ámund Carlsen | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Valeri Strepetov | D | |
| +1.00 (6.25%) | 16 | Nathan Isa Fanjjita | M | |
 |
-2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Anatoly Nikishin | M |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Fyodor Zharinov | M |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Artyom Pososhkov | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Faustino Escribano | S | |
| -1.00 (-6.67%) | 15 | Valery Seslavin | R | |
| -6.00 (-4.84%) | 10.33 |