| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Willy Main | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Bixente Picart | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 9.18 | -4.00 (-3.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Morgan Bonell | K | |
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+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Sadayuki Hara | D |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Larry Prior | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Roy Darby | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | James Toseland | M | |
 |
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Rocky Roquefort | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Göte Bonde | M | |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Proinsias Bantry | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Stephan Kowalik | M | |
|
-2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Troy Bayliss | S |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Bill Dahlgren | S | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Martino Pereda | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ted Waldemarsson | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Nenad Grbovic | R | |
| +5.00 (3.31%) | 10.79 |