| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Valery Seslavin | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| D | Dave Watson | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| D | Eugen Dumea | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ámund Carlsen | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Nathan Isa Fanjjita | 16 | +3.00 (18.75%) |  |
| M | Cristiano Borbón | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Anatoly Nikishin | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Fyodor Zharinov | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Artyom Pososhkov | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Faustino Escribano | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| S | Delis Ojemaye | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Evgeny Rybakov | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mate Pelin | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Valeri Strepetov | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 10.71 | +14.00 (9.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Frankie Boyle | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Les Dawson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Peter Cook | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dawn French | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dick Emery | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Frank Carson | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ricky Gervais | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Rhod Gilbert | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Freddie Bridges | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7.79 |